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Top 10 reasons that George W. Bush wants to go to the moon.
10 - Because it is the perfect example of how
life would be if all his policies were carried out with no breathable
air, no drinkable water, and not a single tree standing.
9 -
There is nobody there to complain about the
dumping of nuclear waste.
8 - He could really strut in that weaker
gravity.
7 -
Half the people would always be in the dark
(oh wait, that is already happening on this planet).
6 - He could drive a golf
ball really far. "Now watch this drive."
5 - He thought the
moon was one big massive coke ball.
4 - All the animals are already extinct so he
wouldn't have to hear all this talk about environmental protection or
global warming.
3 - No cops to pull you over if you're driving
drunk.
2 - He wouldn't have to see (or hear)
those damn protesters and liberals. Of course he doesn't have to now
with the creation of those 'free speech' zones.
And the #1 reason Bush Jr. wants to go to the moon–
He thought it would be easier to find weapons of mass destruction on the barren surface. ©2004 Attila Gyenis |
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Note: My original number 1 reason was: because he thought it was one giant coke ball. But I didn't want to be mean spirited so I changed it. For all we know, he isn't even blowing coke anymore. It probably isn't any less either. So it goes. If only he was a pot head, he would be attacking a Twinkies factory instead of Iraq. Other links Bush and Cheney stay the course - www.NotOneMore.US/staythecourse.htm How in the world is anybody still sitting on that fence? - A look at how anybody could still not realize that the president is lying about the war (inspired by Cindy Sheehan). [August 2005] Dis-civil Obedience - If you are obedient to a government that is acting in a way that is not beneficial to society (civilization), you are practicing dis-civil obedience. [rev. August 2005] Life is Beautiful - Life is beautiful. What do you think our common future looks like? One view of the war in Iraq. [April 2004] Sustainable Consumption - We live on a planet with limited natural resources. We are consumers of natural resources. How do we achieve a sustainable society? Is 'sustainable consumption' an oxymoron? [2004] The American Dream? - What exactly is the American dream? We are at a crossroads and have to start making choices about which dream we want to follow. Who will make the choice– the community or a corporation? A look at the struggle in Humboldt County, CA, between community members and the Pacific Lumber/Maxxam corporation that spent nearly a quarter of a million dollars into an attempt to recall the District Attorney in March of 2004. The recall attempt was not successful. But the struggle continues. [March 2004] Code Black Oil - Top 10 reasons Bush invaded Iraq Code Red White and Blue - Top 10 reasons Bush wants to postpone the elections.
Don't Fear Nader - Fear the end of basic
democratic principles
brought to you courtesy of the Democratic Party Leadership
Mr. Kerry on the Yellow Brick Road
- If only Mr. Kerry had some courage to stand up against the Wicked
Witch of the East. Beating Mr. Bush should have been a no-brainer.
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